gnasting:

sexual orientation: alone

(via thatcooooolkidd)

How do you politely tell someone that you want them naked on top of you

(Source: surf4ces, via thatcooooolkidd)

  • Mother: *sings along to the radio* Who dat who dat? I-g-g-y~
  • baby: b...b-...
  • Mother: *stops*...Your first words!
  • baby: B-B...
  • Mother: C'mon sweetie, you c--
  • baby: BE QUIET TIFFANY
  • Mother: W-...W-
  • Baby: NEVER IN MY LIFE HAVE I YELLED AT A GIRL LIKE THIS I WAS ROOTING FOR YOU WE WERE ALL ROOTING FOR YOU HOW DARE YOU
  • Mother: I-I--
  • Baby: YOU DONT KNOW WHERE THE HELL I COME FROM YOU HAVE NO IDEA WHAT I'VE BEEN THROUGH BUT I AM NOT A VICTIM, I GROW FROM IT AND I LEARN
  • Mother: ...
  • Baby: TAKE RESPONSIBILITY FOR YOURSELF

lecterings:

'where is the pen i was using like 3 seconds ago' an autobiography i'll never write because i keep losing the pen i was using like 3 seconds ago.

(via confirmance)

Alright guys listen up!

novacaineexe:

The Newton County animal shelter in Indiana is going to be shut down.

Why is this such a big deal? Because It’s a no kill shelter.

Newton County does not want to fund a no kill shelter anymore.

The dogs in there have until August 1st, until they are killed.

So people need to adopt them, or help fund it, and get it to $3000.

(via shaxaphone)

worldwar2chainz:

is that really the most popular search regarding wanda

(via shaxaphone)

Timestamp: 1406531466

worldwar2chainz:

is that really the most popular search regarding wanda

(via shaxaphone)

thatsonofamitch:

hitlervevo:

i wanna know the story behind this

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(Source: fstw, via shaxaphone)

Timestamp: 1406531452

thatsonofamitch:

hitlervevo:

i wanna know the story behind this

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(Source: fstw, via shaxaphone)

(Source: 17yr, via shaxaphone)

gay8:

rosaparking:

j5h:

rosaparking:

I don’t get it

they’re everywhere

Can someone explain????

everywhere

(via shaxaphone)

Timestamp: 1406531379

gay8:

rosaparking:

j5h:

rosaparking:

I don’t get it

they’re everywhere

Can someone explain????

everywhere

(via shaxaphone)

untexting:

I want to have the cutest relationship with you.

(Source: greetings, via legalmexican)

zebablah:

thespiritofyamato:

MOTHERFUCKERS COULDN’T GET ON WONDER WOMEN’S LEVEL 

welp

(Source: clebermsdantas, via moccasinns)

Timestamp: 1406531341

zebablah:

thespiritofyamato:

MOTHERFUCKERS COULDN’T GET ON WONDER WOMEN’S LEVEL 

welp

(Source: clebermsdantas, via moccasinns)

  • Baby: n-n-n
  • Parent: oh it's his first words!
  • Baby: n-n
  • Baby: not all men
  • Parent: put it back

willow-wanderings:

thebicker:

^^^^^HOW PRIVILEGE WORKS.

YES THIS IS EXACTLY IT.

(Source: supermans, via immortal-suffering)

Timestamp: 1406531311

willow-wanderings:

thebicker:

^^^^^HOW PRIVILEGE WORKS.

YES THIS IS EXACTLY IT.

(Source: supermans, via immortal-suffering)

centaurs-other-testicle:

japert:

Friends with mean and overprotective parents

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when they are so overprotective you guys can hardly hang out

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Being the friend with overprotective parents

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(Source: yeigar, via immortal-suffering)

babeobaggins:

this is still SO FUNNY

(Source: dopexchainz, via immortal-suffering)

Timestamp: 1406531270

babeobaggins:

this is still SO FUNNY

(Source: dopexchainz, via immortal-suffering)