• *favorite character appears*
  • me: *delighted pterodactyl noises*

deathexe:

(hardcore dude on stage) this goes out to every dude who ever got dissed by a girl (feedback swell) its called what the fuck whyd you diss me everybody get the fuck up sing along if you know the words(scrawny dudes are already piling up before the song has started)

(via confirmance)

armadillo:

*googles how to become famous without any talent*

(Source: armadillo, via confirmance)

breakfastburritoe:

depressed-0bsessed:

breakfastburritoe:

Are you a fisherman because I think you’re a reel catch

You spelled real wrong.

Throw this one back into the water boys we’ve got ourselves a city slicker

(via legalmexican)

kars:

what a story

(via legalmexican)

Timestamp: 1413821003

kars:

what a story

(via legalmexican)

oksigh:

Sometimes you miss the memories, not the person.

(via confirmance)

sarajxne:

that shitty feeling when you wanna go out & be social, but once you’re out, all you wanna do is be back at home

(via legalmexican)

postracialcomments:

booty-dont-lie:

postracialcomments:

When are folks gonna learn?

Do we know which Home Depot in Charleston, IL to call to get this piece of shit fired?

1301 Fort Worth Way, Mattoon, IL 61938
(217) 235-0700

(via legalmexican)

Timestamp: 1413820984

postracialcomments:

booty-dont-lie:

postracialcomments:

When are folks gonna learn?

Do we know which Home Depot in Charleston, IL to call to get this piece of shit fired?

1301 Fort Worth Way, Mattoon, IL 61938
(217) 235-0700

(via legalmexican)

terrakion:

anderson cooper is a top

(Source: decotex, via legalmexican)

Timestamp: 1413820939

terrakion:

anderson cooper is a top

(Source: decotex, via legalmexican)

hate:

i’m like 102% tired

(via confirmance)

zodiacmind:

Fun facts about your sign here

Timestamp: 1413820873

zodiacmind:

Fun facts about your sign here

even tho im beautiful i still get self conches sometimes :/

(Source: melongorl, via confirmance)

sandvviches:

teacher: its pajama day
that one kid: WHAT IF I SLEEP NAKED HAAAHAAHA

(Source: qothqueen, via legalmexican)