IT’S 1:19 A.M. MY COUSIN JUST SENT ME THIS PICTURE WITH NO CAPTION I’M FREAKING THE FUCK OUT
"butter me up, sunshine"
I wonder if you’re allowed to make friends in Hell. Or is it kind of like silent reading time, but with more fire.
- parents: BE YOURSELF!
- parents: also don't dye your hair no piercings no tattoos no wow you're not wearing that also get straight a's and be a perfect child
Isn’t it odd how everyone that supports abortion has already been born?
Strangely, everyone who opposes abortion has also been born. It’s almost like you have to be born to have opinions… like it’s part of the basic definition of being a person or something. I’m so glad you pointed that out. It’s a really great point.
officer, I know I was speeding but technically u were too so I’m gonna have to arrest u please step out of the vehicle
“I feel tumblr people will be the best parents. Ever.”